Anonymous whispered: What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

portionsforfoxes:

sephyerite:

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.

holy shit

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little-lionman:

injellyfish:

ahkmenra-h:

hellabitcoins:

sansaspark:

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE


what if we all got paper lol

GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150 

I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.

Shit, this can’t hurt. 
poynterlynch:

fuckyeahdougiepoyntersource:

"You are on of the most genuinely kind and caring people I have ever met and I never want my life to not have you in it.If the world were made up of more pople like you, it would be a much better place" - Dougie Poynter
"After being in a band with you for 11 years, we’ve come to realise that your stupidity is mostly down to the fact that 99.9999 per cent of your brain is used up on being an incredibly talented musician, songwritter and performer. The moment you walked into that audition and sang for me was the moment all our lives changed for the better. You truly are our best friend" - Tom Fletcher
"We were told in no uncertain terms, ‘Do not speak to her. Only speak when spoken to.’ Of course, Danny being Danny, he shook her hand and went, Y’alright. Did you enjoy it? Nice venue isn’t it?’." "That really just sums you up. You have such a warm nature and with that big smile and warm personality you put everyone you meet at ease - even The Queen. Danny you have fronted this band with pure class over the years and, as corny as it sounds, you were born to be on stage. It’s been my absolute pleasure to sit on the drums behind you watching you work your magic every night all over the world. We wish you all the happiness you deserve" - Harry Judd

I am CRYING

arielcalypso:

thechicwiththecurls:

  • it’s okay for you to like skinny girls
  • it’s okay for you to like skinny girls with big boobs and a butt
  • it’s okay for you to like curvy girls
  • it’s okay for you to like heavier girls
  • it’s totally okay to like thighs or thigh gaps and big boobs or small boobs and big butts or little butts
  • what’s not okay is telling a woman that she isn’t beautiful or sexy because she doesn’t meet your personal body type preferences

 Everyone needs to reblog this.

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icy-brunette:

lailuna:

I HAVE WAITED MY LIFE TO FIND THIS OMG I CAN’T I JUST CAN’T

so much swag in 3 people

your lying if you say you don’t need this on your blog 
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